After a very stressful move from the UK, all our dreams and belongings in one lorry load, I wondered how long it was deemed acceptable before I went pony shopping.
In two weeks I had found him.
He was called Spot. Es-Pot, as the Spanish say. There is not one spot on his body, but I'm sure there would have been when he was young.
He stood, fatter than most, tied to a hitching rail looking bored and resigned. The sellers steered us to the more energetic looking ponies - ones with a heftier price tag as well.
"That one!" I pointed at Spot.
Ohhh, he don't jump so good.
Well I definitely want that one then. My kids wobbled round on this pure white pony and he looked after them, a week later he was in our home.
He has been worth every euro since, every-flipping centimos. This pony makes every day worth waking up for, he is the most honest, genuine, kind, loving, patient, fun and food-obsessed horse I have ever known.
He has taught teenagers to ride, adults to smile, a 3 year old to hang on and grown men to laugh. He is my daughters first real love.
You are with us forever Spot. And you know it.
With his girlfriend, and boss, Kira
The most loved pony in Mallorca
Oh, and he can jump!